[Journal Post]

[last_sundust]

Ugh. It's been 6+ months since whatever happened.

I've had to work as "Burger World", struggling with people using the old language.

And my account got hacked and I just finally got access to it.

And could someone explain to me why Japan is acting like it's an independent country and not the 51st to 54th states of America.

Comments

[last_sundust]

Yes. Duel Runners. For Turbo Duels.

... No? Looking it up, that's Vikinglandia. You guys are screw--

???

[becomeanwarrior]

Yeah, everything you're talking about is things that have happened in our reality. Except the USA didn't apparently... take over the world???

Whoever this sword lady is, she knocked you into our reality.

...We've had more than a few people end up here that way, so you're not exactly alone. But you're not the Hirume people are expecting, Lulu.

[last_sundust]

Freed the world from some really bad dudes.

... Who else would they be expecting.

[becomeanwarrior]

Let's agree to disagree on that particular point. I do not have nearly enough coffee in my system to get into a transdimensional geopolitical debate.

...The Hirume of this reality. Fair-skinned blonde, kind of statuesque demeanor despite not being that tall, unfalteringly polite, talks like she's in a period piece?

[last_sundust]

Well I'm a fair skinned blonde who's a statuesque lady.

And this lady looks like me before I got a haircut and a tan.

And she's stolen my account!

[becomeanwarrior]

She's not stolen your account, you come from a completely different reality!

If anything you've stolen hers!

[last_sundust]

What's a 'reality'?

[becomeanwarrior]

It means you're in a completely different Earth!

[last_sundust]

But there's only Earth. How can there be another one?

[becomeanwarrior]

[ Onni is about to reply to explain and then stops.

'There's no way I can explain the Many Worlds Theorem in a way she would get. I should summarize.

He starts again. Then stops.

'There's no way I can summarize the Many Worlds Theorem in a way she would get, either.

... He tries one more time. ]

[becomeanwarrior]

Space Wizards force people to only be able to perceive one thing in the same space at a time, and whoever hit you is causing you to perceive us instead of your world.

You don't think all 8 billion people actually live on the same Earth, do you?

[last_sundust]

... There's who in the what now on the Earth?

[becomeanwarrior]

A lot of people! Way too many for any one Earth.

Which is why there are multiple Earths.

You don't see them for the same reason you don't see two boxes if you look at a box: Space Wizards make sure you only see one.

[last_sundust]

... Is this like Timecube?

[becomeanwarrior]

...

It's basically exactly like Timecube.

[last_sundust]

Okay so the earth's a square, got it.

[becomeanwarrior]

For the purposes of this explanation, yes.

Anyway the point being there are two of you and we need to figure out how to deal with that.