[Journal Post]

[last_sundust]

Ugh. It's been 6+ months since whatever happened.

I've had to work as "Burger World", struggling with people using the old language.

And my account got hacked and I just finally got access to it.

And could someone explain to me why Japan is acting like it's an independent country and not the 51st to 54th states of America.

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[the_ebbandflow]

...

Huh?

[last_sundust]

Who are you? Do you speak English?

And what do you mean, huh? My account got hacked and the world's wrong and weird.

[the_ebbandflow]

I don't think this is your account.

This account's used by a friend of mine, Hirume.

And my English isn't all that great.

[last_sundust]

That's my name, Hirume. But everyone calls me Lulu.

[the_ebbandflow]

You don't look like the Hirume I know.

[last_sundust]

You sure she is a Hirume and didn't steal my identity?

[the_ebbandflow]

I'm pretty sure she's been "Hirume" longer than I've been "Hasegawa, Kai".

[becomeanwarrior]

...Wha?

What do you mean 'six months'.

Who are you.

Japan is an independent country.

[last_sundust]

Since some floozy with a sword did something and threw me into the ocean, and I ended up in this fake Domino that doesn't match my hometown at like all.

Hirume "Lulu" Amahara.

No, it's not. It's the 51st to 54th states of the United States of America. You know. Kantogina. Kansaifornia, Hokkaidohio. Kyusuhuhoma.

... you look like my boyfriend if he was like. A decade older.

[becomeanwarrior]

...Hokkaidohio.

Uh. I think you. Might be lost. Miss Lulu. There's already a Hirume. So you might be uh... somewhere else.

...I'm Haita, Onni. I assume that's your boyfriend's name? Hirume and I are also involved here, so that would make sense...

[last_sundust]

Pft. No. He's got an English name because we're Americans. I just have a Japanese sounding name because my Grandfather's a traditionalist who keeps trying to relitigate the War of World Freedom.

His name's O'Neill Hawkings Hayter Haywart.

[becomeanwarrior]

...Right.

So, as a random question, does your boyfriend, this 'O'Neill Hawkings' work in tech? Or security?

[last_sundust]

He's on an internship working for the Ener-D System for the New Domino City project. Duel Academy student and all?

[last_sundust]

[last_sundust]

Account thief!

[last_sundust]

[last_sundust]

THIEF! THIEF!

[last_sundust]

...

You can't possibly exist.

[last_sundust]

What's that supposed to mean, you weirdo! Who's impersonating me.

[the_ebbandflow]

So uh.

Do you have any idea what's happening here?

[last_sundust]

The impossible, Beagalltach.

[the_ebbandflow]

I'm noticing that, yeah.

Is this... I dunno, you have a sorta... What's a good word for it... You can operate multiple points of yourself at once, right?

Did one of them go rogue or something?

[last_sundust]

No.

I have many appendages. I prefer to call them nodes.

She is not one of them.

And she appears to be mortal.

Something that cannot exist has appeared.

[the_ebbandflow]

Dang, there goes an almost sensible explanation for this!

What... should be done about it?

[becomeanwarrior]

I have explanations but you're not gonna like any of them, I don't think.