天原 日女[ヒルメ] Amahara Hirume &quot;Lulu&quot;

So uh.

Do you have any idea what's happening here?

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The impossible, Beagalltach.

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I'm noticing that, yeah.

Is this... I dunno, you have a sorta... What's a good word for it... You can operate multiple points of yourself at once, right?

Did one of them go rogue or something?

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No.

I have many appendages. I prefer to call them nodes.

She is not one of them.

And she appears to be mortal.

Something that cannot exist has appeared.

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Dang, there goes an almost sensible explanation for this!

What... should be done about it?

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I don't want to talk about that where she can hear.

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::Kai, this is a Hirume approaching you in meatspace.::

Will this suffice?

::She's wearing glasses that give her a Karen energy.::

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*I was in the middle of eating a salad at a cafe somewhere, so sure, this works.*

Uh... yeah, this suffices.

So what should be done about the girl saying she's actually Hirume?

Other than making sure Failnaught never knows about this.

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Return her to the far divergent world she comes from.

Trucks are supposed to be able to do that, correct?

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*... lowers his fork*

I don't... think that's how that actually works.

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The Warlord... Haita Onni, also said this.

So much of your media indicates it to be true.

::Staring, Kai.::

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I have explanations but you're not gonna like any of them, I don't think.

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I fairly know what's going on and I doubly don't like any of them, Warlord.

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Yeaaaaaah that's what I was expecting.

I don't have a, uh, solution, unfortunately. I haven't really figured out if there is even a way to shove these interdimensional, uh, 'stoaways' back to their own world.

But at least she seems... harmless?

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That is exactly why she is dangerous.

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...Come again?

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The fact she is harmless is exactly why she is dangerous, Warlord.

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THIEF! IMPOSTER!

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You'll have to forgive me if I ask you to elaborate in detail.

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A moment.

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::Onni, this is Hirume, parachuting in from the air, wearing parachute pants.::

Do you understand the concept of a doppelganger, Warlord?

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[ What in the goddamn- oh. Oh it's just Hirume.

That... was unexpected. ]

...I do, but I feel like the difference between you and her is... rather notable?

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