[Journal Post]

[last_sundust]

Ugh. It's been 6+ months since whatever happened.

I've had to work as "Burger World", struggling with people using the old language.

And my account got hacked and I just finally got access to it.

And could someone explain to me why Japan is acting like it's an independent country and not the 51st to 54th states of America.

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[last_sundust]

[last_sundust]

No, my accounts always been last_sundust

[last_sundust]

THIEF! THIEF!

[last_sundust]

...

You can't possibly exist.

[last_sundust]

What's that supposed to mean, you weirdo! Who's impersonating me.

[last_sundust]

That this is a literal impossibility.

[becomeanwarrior]

Let's agree to disagree on that particular point. I do not have nearly enough coffee in my system to get into a transdimensional geopolitical debate.

...The Hirume of this reality. Fair-skinned blonde, kind of statuesque demeanor despite not being that tall, unfalteringly polite, talks like she's in a period piece?

[last_sundust]

Well I'm a fair skinned blonde who's a statuesque lady.

And this lady looks like me before I got a haircut and a tan.

And she's stolen my account!

[last_sundust]

THIEF THIEF!

[becomeanwarrior]

She's not stolen your account, you come from a completely different reality!

If anything you've stolen hers!

[last_sundust]

What's a 'reality'?

[becomeanwarrior]

It means you're in a completely different Earth!

[last_sundust]

But there's only Earth. How can there be another one?

[becomeanwarrior]

[ Onni is about to reply to explain and then stops.

'There's no way I can explain the Many Worlds Theorem in a way she would get. I should summarize.

He starts again. Then stops.

'There's no way I can summarize the Many Worlds Theorem in a way she would get, either.

... He tries one more time. ]

[becomeanwarrior]

Space Wizards force people to only be able to perceive one thing in the same space at a time, and whoever hit you is causing you to perceive us instead of your world.

You don't think all 8 billion people actually live on the same Earth, do you?

[last_sundust]

... There's who in the what now on the Earth?

[becomeanwarrior]

A lot of people! Way too many for any one Earth.

Which is why there are multiple Earths.

You don't see them for the same reason you don't see two boxes if you look at a box: Space Wizards make sure you only see one.

[last_sundust]

... Is this like Timecube?

[becomeanwarrior]

...

It's basically exactly like Timecube.

[last_sundust]

Okay so the earth's a square, got it.

[the_ebbandflow]

So uh.

Do you have any idea what's happening here?

[last_sundust]

The impossible, Beagalltach.

[the_ebbandflow]

I'm noticing that, yeah.

Is this... I dunno, you have a sorta... What's a good word for it... You can operate multiple points of yourself at once, right?

Did one of them go rogue or something?

[last_sundust]

No.

I have many appendages. I prefer to call them nodes.

She is not one of them.

And she appears to be mortal.

Something that cannot exist has appeared.

[the_ebbandflow]

Dang, there goes an almost sensible explanation for this!

What... should be done about it?